Thursday, July 31, 2025

Box Office Bombs! Let’s Discuss!

 

  • It’s time for an interesting group of discussion because I kinda feel bad for some Box Office Bombs. Some of them deserve didn’t to be a failure. So I think over the next little while we will end up discussing box office bombs. I think a lot of them don’t even get watched by many people, just they decide they aren’t any good because they didn’t make the money. I dunno. I just felt like I REALLY had to discuss one of these movies so let’s get to it. I dont like to rate a movie out of anything so I’m just going to say, Highly Recommended, Somewhat Recommended and Not Recommended.

    This was the one of the movies I decided that I HAD to talk about because really this might just may be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I’m talking about the one of the 25th worst ever film. And you know that’s something when I willingly stick up for a LOT of films that no one cares about. A LOT of them. This is the remake of the 1975 film starring James Caan I don’t remember much about it because I haven’t seen it in almost twenty years, but I do know that there’s no way that it could be as bad at this movie. This movie literally was edited so badly that It’s taken away every put every thing the movie was trying to do, to the point where you just got a weird mess of a movie. Some shit in this movie makes no sense. Some thrown together garbage that you can’t even blame Chris Klein, even though he’s very boring as an actor, because clearly everything was edited from R-rated to not R-Rated that makes the entire thing a pointless thing to watch. I mean I doubt that this movie was going to be all that good even if it wasn’t edited to shit because really it was clearly “we don’t really care about this movie at all we are just making it because it was popular enough in 1975 and we had the rights to do it”. This is completely unwatchable shit that I hope no one bothers to watch. If I cannot stick up for it I do not think any one could and that’s really saying something. The one point about this movie is that it’s nice to see Rebecca Romjin naked. Not recommended. In fact never watch this.

    Another movie that made about 32 dollars and 12 cents but really should hade made more because people who made this movie seemed to care about it. the directors and writers and actors at least seemed to care about this movie. It’s weird and out there but it’s still got a lot of charm and entertainment. There’s nothing much else I really can say about either of this movies I’m going to be talk about except that I was amused by the comedy within both. I just had to say something about Rollerball and you can tell this is the worst post I’ve made in the entire time I’ve made these comments. I really don’t know what else to say. I will say this regardless of what you feel about this movie that effort was put into it and it wasn’t edited to the point it felt like everything that makes a story a story was removed. Still I think this movie could have been made to be funnier but it’s still enjoyable to watch. I’d rate it Somewhat Recommended.

    This movie was pretty unique honestly. It was half animated and half live action. Bill Murray plays a guy named Frank who gets sick and a white blood cell lives within side him played by Chris Rock. He teams up with a pill named Drix voiced by Niles from Fraiser. The biggest problem with this movie is that I really think it could have been a funnier movie. I mean this is made by the guys who did Dumb and Dumber and There’s Something About Mary and this is kinda should have been made to be funnier. It’s still an entertaining enough little piece of cinema but there’s not much to say about it. Somewhat Recommended

    That’s it. Go away.

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