Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Gatekeeping Doesn't Exist but Here's some jerks I'd Gatekeep if I somehow had the power!

 

Well, I think this is going to be an image-less blog post so I won't have to look at google. I have lots of plans for other things that will involve images, like a Spin off to the Final Episode called... The First Episode. Lot's of movie reviews and comic reviews and even bringing back TV reviews for things. I really should have put this in my other post but it's in this one now and you will all have to put up with it. I'm sorry.

Yes people who complain on the internet I have a different opinion on Gatekeeping in that I do not believe it exists. People do try to keep others out of hobbies for some weird reason but in the end you can find people who will do any silly thing with you and these people who attempt KEY WORD ATTEMPT to keep you out of a hobby are just grumpy fuckers. However I am a grumpy fucker but it's not to keep gays or black people out of a hobby, no these are just idiots that ruin a fucking hobby and should be forced into some hole of the internet that no even somewhat mentally healthy person should ever go. Here is a list of people that should be kicked into that hole.

4.) Synderverse fans: Yes, these dickheads still exist despite the fact that Zack Synder does not want to do anything with Warner Brothers ever again. I realized when I was like 10 years old I wasn't going to get a More Adventures in Babysitting or Short Circuit 3 or Gremlins 3. I was sad and devastated by this fact but you know what I GOT THE HELL OVER IT AND I WAS A TEN YEAR OLD CHILD.  You are fucking adult men (and some women too I guess) who can't get over the fact that the vast majority of DC fans did not like the garbage ass movies that shit head made. They were horrible attempts to put those characters on film. They did not get the characters. Now they shit all over James Gunn who might actually do a great job with these characters (however I am now tired of superhero movies and I want them to go away regardless of who is making them) because he has Talent, bringing up the dumb pedophile jokes he made like 15 years ago or bringing up the fact he was friends with someone who got put in prison for being a creepy man towards children. Let's leave it at that. They don't mention the fact Ben Affleck was big old pals with stinky old Harvey Weinstein. These are just very sad weirdos who just need to get over themselves which brings me to the next group.

3.) People who take the shit way too seriously. I don't care if your hobby is being a movie buff or buying VHS tapes of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes. I don't care if it's loving Knight Rider and making a geocities page for it (yes I'm old, fuck off). Do not take any of this fucking shit seriously, and by that I mean don't make a website you aren't proud of or YouTube videos you aren't proud of or something like that. Take that part seriously as you can, what I'm saying is don't get so fucking overworked about a Spider-Man comic you talk about how you want to skin the writer of it alive. Yes, the new Spider-Man comics coming out today are shitty garbage and I think they should give it up and have Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker get married again but the only way you are going to get that to happen is to not buy the comic and not say a single thing ABOUT IT. get to marvel THAT way you goofy shits.

2.) Comicsgate/Fandom Menace dickheads. These guys are just bigots, angry fucking bigots. They scream about how every thing that stars a black person or a  gay person or a jewish person or any fucking person who isn't a MAGA idiot is woke. A term that needs to die in a fire. A huge ugly dirty fucking fire. I'm sorry that they let a legacy hero (a hero that takes the name and mantle of another hero, something dating back to 1956) be a black person or a woman or any group of people you are angry at because you are a stupid piece of shit and I hate you. Oh,  All of this stuff has discussed political and social issues. Even the goofy 1980s and 1990s sitcoms you watched. All of it. Sorry that you have to find that out now as a stupid shitty adult. Oh and the other side of this is that it gets people to make videos against them and then they just make money OFF those videos. You are just helping these idiots left wingers. Stop making videos on them.

1.) Speculators/Fuckers who want to make money on this shit. These guys ruined a hobby of mine. I used to collect NES games. I got close to the end too. Like over 650 games. Way more than any person actually needs to own. I just realized that games that you could get for maybe 50 bucks are now going for a 180 bucks. Yeah you can argue that Secret Scout is rare but it isn't good. 50 bucks was already asking too much. I don't know what the price of it is now, because I gave up. I am not a super rich man or a youtuber or someone who can just throw money around. I don't have 200 or more bucks to spend (I would have to buy an 180 copy on eBay and it would cost way to much more to get it to Canada.) These guys started on NintendoAge and now are gumming up Youtube way too much. They make a fun video and start a parasocial relationship with the viewers and then sell all the stuff they bought in the video. You were like WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING THAT COOL THING BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A HUGE FAN but nope selling it to you to get money! COOL GUYS! I LOVE THEM! actually no I don't. They are ruining another hobby of mine. This website used to sell comics at a reasonable price and now they want 125 bucks for a random issue of Tales of Suspense because of the stupid movies and the stupid speculator shitheads who are like WOAH THEY ARE TOTALLY GOING TO USE THE SCARLET BEETLE IN A MCU MOVIE!!!!! and that's not it. These people want so much for any of this stuff. I'm sorry but a California Raisin playing the saxophone is not worth 16 bucks plus 20 shipping. 

Yeah, I'm done. Fuck these jerks.

I'm back....again.

 Yep. I'm back again.


 I left because I got back into stupid twitter drama and I don't want that. I want to leave twitter again so I'm coming back to this. Twitter is terrible but this silly little blog is literally the only thing I enjoy doing on the internet even if only two people visit it and two of them just COMMENT COMPLETE NONSENSE.


Getting stuff out on to paper or well internet paper is very cathartic and I'll be doing more of it. So yeah. Let's have fun.

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