Well, It’s time for another group of random thoughts.
I’m watching a video on old Saturday morning cartoons and the host first talks about the history of Saturday Morning cartoons and all the stuff that ended up killing them. The funniest thing to me is how parents were like OH MAN THIS STUFF HAS TO BE EDUCATIONAL!!!!! EDUCATIONAL!!!!! for like decades, not realizing we wanted to spend some time away from fucking learning things. We did that for five damn days a week. We just wanted to watch burly men punch things and rabbits to blow up ducks with dynamite. That’s it. The other funny as hell thing about Educational stuff is how I barely watched any of it. Seriously, I watched stuff like Mr Rogers and Mr Dressup which I guess I learned stuff from but they went hog wild over this stuff from the 1970s to the 1990s to get educational stuff on the television just for me to go “OH FUCK THIS” and change the channel. I doubt I was the only one.
Now he’s talking about the Dungeon’s and Dragons cartoon and mentions the game and man people got angry and pissy over the dumbest shit. No, I’m sorry lady but this silly nerd game that I don’t even know how to play had your child kill himself. It’s not Satanic you weirdos. Jesus people have nothing better to do but piss me off. Even over things that existed before I was even born.
You know what I think Hollywood should do but will not. Just let something like say Transformers and Ghostbusters go into hibernation for a while. It would actually make a return to these things exciting again. I know that they will be beaten to death like some kind of horse because they are so fucking scared of new ideas. Just the whole missing something for a like a decade. Something something makes the heart grow fonder or some shit. I dunno the damn line. Shut up.
Another thing about the return of just about everything is how people you know age. they are making a Spinal Tap II this year, one of the men in that movie is 80 years old. I’m not saying he can’t act but it kinda feels sad that he has to be acting and trying to be cool nad hip. I dunno. Who knows.
I hope you enjoy this really bad post. Probably the worst one I’ve done. I should have talked about Dungeons and Dragons cartoon or something instead. That was a cool cartoon.
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