Let’s Review Every Adult Swim Show Part III of Whatever

 

You can tell I’m having fun with this because the last three posts have been about it. That is true but I just want to get through one show that I know I do not like and a few others I feel I won’t like because it’s better to get that band aid off right now than waiting. It has to happen once I said I’d review all the shows so that’s what I gotta do. I get the feeling I will be bitching about these four shows. Actually five because a certain duo had two shows and I want that shit out of here.

1.) Mister Pickles

This show falls under a kind of comedy I like to refer to as Uncomfortable Comedy where everything is just as uncomfortable as possible. Throw in everything to make people feel gross and uncomfortable. This I’m sure can work but I have to admit I am not a fan. At least I’m not a fan of how its done in this show. It’s just uncomfortable moments without you know the comedy. This show is about a murderous satanic dog named Mister Pickles and the adventures he gets on with his boy Tommy. I also do not like the art style or the character designs one bit. I’m sorry to any fans out there (this show lasted a decent amount of time) but I’m left cold by it and I just don’t get it.

2.) Superjail!

Oh cool. Another show thats just incredible violence and it’s played as a punchline. The only joke is WOW THEY SURE DID KILL THOSE PEOPLE VIOLENTLY HYUCK! actually thats unfair they do have a second joke that they stole from 1967 of a really muscular lady who might just be a man!!!!!!!! Woah!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! This show involves a Weirdo Willy Wonka type that runs a prison thats under the ocean and also above a volcano. The great, comedic, and intelligently written character of Alice is the joke from 1967 of the MUSCLAR LADY THATS PROBABLY A DUDE! I love jokes that they should have let die 35 years ago!!! And no thats not sarcasm! No one’s ever thought of that clever joke before!!!!!!!! I hope the people who wrote this show got extra bonuses for being so clever!!!! If you couldn’t tell I do not want to ever see this show again then you should go buy a fucking pair of reading glasses.

3. Mongo Wrestling Alliance

This show wasn’t very good but it had an interesting concept of a really dumb wrestler wanting to turn pro to avenge his Grandfathers defeat by Billy West (I don’t know the actual characters name and I don’t care enough to look it up). I didn’t think it was very funny and I was really wondering if the guys Macho Man Randy Savage was supposed to be that bad. Sometimes he sounds like him and sometimes he doesn’t. I don’t like it. Anyway Instead of this I’m going to talk about something cooler. Did you know that in the 1980s AND the 2000s that the M.U.S.C.L.E. figures had their own animes? I haven’t seen anything from the 80s one and very little from the 2000s one but I can tell you that they are both going to be more fun to watch then this. Maybe if I really got into wrestling there’d be more for me to like with this but I am not a fan and don’t like it. Sadly this means portnoyd and I agree.

4.) Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job

I could live to the end of the god damned galaxy and I would never understand anti-comedy and what makes it funny. No let’s rephrase that. I could live to the end of the fucking universe which is composed of many galaxies and STILL not understand this. Is it because its awkward and terrible that it’s supposed to be funny because GOD DAMN SHIT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK THAT WAY. I wanted to stick to animation so I could keep this show as far away as possible but I just figured it would be better to rip off the bandage right now and I just don’t fucking get this. At all. I really seriously do not understand it. I’ve seen enough of these two idiots to know that I don’t like them but I still have to talk about two other fucking shows they made. I do not get it. I DO NOT FUCKING GET IT. Port I believe once said it was a great parody of public access TV. Let me tell port two things. We had one public access TV channel in Newfoundland that showed rowing competitions, a show about the fishery and fucking hockey games. I never watched the fucking channel. Ever. Even if it was a normal public access channel I’m still sure I would find this god damned fucking horse shit baffling as hell. I seriously hate this fucking show and Tim and Eric’s stupid worthless faces. I hate them. So much. This show is down there with Friends and The Big Bang Theory in terms of comedy that I do not understand. At least I will give Tim and Eric Fuck off, The Name of Your Show is Also Stupid this. They put more effort into these anti-comedy sketches of LOL WE AREN’T FUNNY THATS THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! than any joke in The Big Bang Theory, which made the most offensive joke of all time. One character said that he wished Alf would bring him to Melmac when he was a kid WHICH CANT HAPPEN BECAUSE THE DAMN PLANET BLEW UP. That joke seriously annoys me every time I remember it. As much as it may seem Tim and Eric just baffle me. The Big Bang Theory literally irratates me because the fucking show was made in 2007 and they could HAVE FUCKING LOOKED IT UP AND REALIZED THEIR JOKE WAS FUCKING SHIT. I don’t know why I went on a mini rant there but I did. Anyway I am not looking forward to Tim and Eric Bedtime Stories or Tom Goes to Mayor. I really am not. I am also not caring enough to italicize those two names because fucking hell I have more important things to do. Like any thing else.

All of these shows were pretty bad If I had to rank them from best to worst it would be

1. Black Dynamite
2. Frisky Dingo
3. Xavier Renegade Angel
4. 12 OZ. Mouse
5. Lucy the Daughter of the Devil
6. Mongo Wrestling Alliance
7. Minoriteam
8. Tigtone
9. Assy McGee
10. Superjail!
11. Mr Pickles
12. Tim and Eric Whatever the Fuck Shut Up Tim Heidkercher is fucking the satan of comedy fuck you portnoyd.