To Whom It May Concern:
Entitled within is a long, rambling messy letter addressed to people who will probably never read it. Mostly because they argue on YouTube or Twitter and I think Internet 1.0 is either something they never knew or are scared of returning too. I think so many people just use the internet to argue over pointless shit. I know because I did too. This is a mostly detailed post about how I feel about the random people mentioned within. It will be sloppily written because just about everything I write is sloppily written. It will be full of yelling and screaming and probably calling everyone mentioned in the title STUPID DICKHOLES at least once. Don't worry I'll end up calling myself a STUPID DICKHOLE too so we will all feel even and also sad because no one likes to be called a STUPID DICKHOLE. I do not even know if I will post this but I feel I need to get it down on paper, even internet paper if I am ever to stop watching THESE STUPID VIDEOS THAT PISS ME OFF and go back to talking about Jughead being a punk or Designing Women or Tennessee Tuxedo. I think I need to exorcise myself of these dumb thoughts before I can spend several thousands of words talking about those Friday the 13th books where the Hockey Mask takes over people. or the comic strip Foxtrot. I don't know if this will even stop my hate watching but I hope it finally will. We will go through each group mentioned in the title of this post and talk about how I hate them or am annoyed by them, which is mostly the last group. Hopefully I will get to finally get away from this horse shit and get to do anything else.
Comicsgate:
I can't remember when I first heard of Comicsgate. It was around when Comics and Diversity was making his brain dead reviews where he'd call Mags Vissagio a tranny and other writers pedos and just kept insulting them. Then it became a whole thing of COMIC PROS VS THE FANS. I don't care who or what you are a fan of, if you are being a GOD DAMNED ASSHOLE and CALLING PEOPLE SHIT LIKE HE DID you get to tell that fan or fans to go fuck a goat. You don't get to OWN someone because you like Empty Nest or C.O.P.S. or Faces of Death or what he fuck ever. You don't get to call Tad Stones a SHITBAG DICKFACE and then go HEY YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO BE NOW IM GOING TO TELL THE INTERNET THE DARKWING DUCK GUY WAS MEAN TO ME A FAN. I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT THING BECAUSE I AM A FAN. I AM A FAN. I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON HERE THE FANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! I don't care what you thought of the Marvel/DC comics of 2016 to onwards you are a dildo faced dirt eater if you are trashing the writer by calling them names. I don't even care if you call them a childish stupid insult like dirt eater you are in the fucking wrong. I would argue in the comments section of Renfamous (I bet EVS would love for her to come back so he could argue with a new person and maybe get responses back. Yeah, he's spending his time fighting Eric July another person I do not like because I think he was a stupid asshole causing people to get outraged over shit but I do think it's very, very funny that Eric July does not respond to any of these guys. It's really funny that Eric Vin Skyman shows his entire ass and no one responds. It's incredibly funny becuase Eric Van Skyman is one of the least likable people I have ever encountered on the Internet. He would literally throw any human being under the bus as long as it would give him a bit more internet fame. I do not know how any human being would trust him ever.
Friday Night Tights:
Can you stop pretending like Star Trek and things like it were ever considered masculine? You know as well as I do that they were the things you got called a BIG GAYBO over and then shoved into a locker. Or ignored. You could like them for a certain amount of time as a kid but even then you couldn't like them TOO much or you were shunned. It's very annoying.
I would probably have more but I find you all so obnoxious that watching your little internet program literally makes me sick and gives me a headache.
The Gatekeepers Alliance:
First off, you cannot Gatekeep anyone from enjoying things like Star Wars. You can literally try to keep them out of your little group of sad angry nerds but it is fucking Star Wars and these people will find someone to nerd out with about Star Wars that they enjoy being around. You cannot stop that. It is a pointless thing to attempt.
Random Left Wingers:
This is actually mostly too Organized Chaos and Actual Fandom and all of those guys. It's mostly just two points which I will get too. The first point was every single time you called Nerdrotic or any of those dumb idiots a White Nationalist or a Facsist I would cringe. Not to say I didn't believe they were sexist or racist but when I think of White Nationalism I think of people who want literally every black person (and probably every other non-white race) to be thrown out of america on their asses. I think Nerdrotic is just a dumb ass grifter bitch who would use race and gender and being anti-identity politics to get asses in seats. I think he plays the role of a stupid asshole to make money. I do not believe he believes most of what he says at all. I don't think he even really cares. You guys would come up with genuinely salient points about these guys and then literally piss all over that salient point with the whole OMG THEY ARE FASCISTS. No, not every dumb ass idiot on the internet is a fascist. Fucking hell.
Second point unless I find more, is uh, early on you wanted to get Movie Bob on your channel and he never did show up. GOOD. Do not try to get Moviebob on your channel because he's popular and has some left wing opinions. MovieBob is the most unpleasant human being that I will mention in this article. He is an unhappy angry man who would never let any conservative anywhere have a win. I remember him talking positively about ThunderCats and then some Conservatives or just random people he might have thought were Conservatives shit all over ThunderCats Roar (which let's be honest looked terrible. the people making it didn't deserve internet hate over it but it did not look good). To stick it to CONSERVATIVES Thundercats was now DUMB BABY HORSESHIT FOR MORONS. I might be misremembering but he gave the much hated Ghostbusters remake a positive review and I'm sure it felt like he wanted to just piss all over the original stuff TO STICK IT TO THE CONSERVATIVES. I am not a conservative. I do not get conservativism for the most part, however there are times when I agree with them. I don't think I trust anyone who doesn't at least agree with one thing the OTHER SIDE agrees with. I don't even care what it is anyone who is ALL IN 100% with a political party is untrusthworthy because of UNPLEASANT UNHAPPY PEOPLE LIKE MOVIEBOB. Oh and there's a game called DID A NAZI SAY THIS OR MOVIEBOB. I don't care what your politics are you should STAY AWAY FROM A PERSON WHO HAS A GAME LIKE THAT. IT'S ONLY A GOOD IDEA YOU GOOBERS.
My ending thoughts:
Thank you all for literally creating this unending CULTURE WAR where everyone starts yelling at each other. It's really done a lot of good for the internet. I am ashamed I spent time involving my self on twitter about any of this and even more ashamed it took me this long to realize it was a pointless waste of my precious God given time on this planet. I think I will do something better with my time instead like anything else.
Get bent and go fuck yourself.
May this be the last time you think of ANY of this nonsense.
ReplyDeleteYou are not a STUPID DICKHOLE. Ok, maybe sometimes you are a DICKHOLE but you are not stupid.
It is good to release thoughts onto paper. Or internet paper. You know what I mean.
I would be curious what you have to say about Foxtrot. I love Foxtrot, I have every book (ok fine, every normal size book, there was no point in buying the collections which were 2 books in one). It is very good and fun.
Ok so I have no idea what you're talking about in the Comicsgate part. However, Tad Stones I am sure if a very nice and good and fun person because anyone who made part of Disney Afternoon has to be. Otherwise, if you told me you made up all these names, I'd believe you. My life is enriched not knowing who these people are and you should forget them.
"Friday Night Tights?" And it's about Star Trek? Wat.
How would even gatekeep Star Wars? It's fucking everywhere. You can't enter a store in the world without some sort of Star Wars horseshit in it. Even like, Home Depot. Fuck, they were putting Yoda on stickers on bananas. These people sound retarded.
Btw I fucking love the word retarded. I will never stop using it. People who get upset I use it are retarded.
I like how you have realized the whole fascist/nazi as a weapon problem when many smarter than us people still can't stop themselves. Just because someone does something you don't like doesn't mean they are a fascist. And this goes for politics. ICE in the US are not fascists. They are a public service group given too much power and not enough oversight. They are not fascist. If they were, you'd fucking know it. Same goes for whatever a Nerdrotic is.
Holy shit, there are way too many word salad Youtube idiots out there. These all sound made up, which is true because all the good names were taken 20 years ago.
Claw, I know will talk down on yourself and whatnot, but you really shouldn't. Here's another example, you said this:
"I do not get conservativism for the most part, however there are times when I agree with them. I don't think I trust anyone who doesn't at least agree with one thing the OTHER SIDE agrees with. I don't even care what it is anyone who is ALL IN 100% with a political party is untrusthworthy because of UNPLEASANT UNHAPPY PEOPLE LIKE MOVIEBOB."
That is an incredibly intelligent, rational way of thinking about this whole internet politics machine. AND SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING GET THIS. I know people who are this way and it is just rough.
This is a good post. Maybe not fun lol but it is good. Now write a post about Foxtrot.
I really need to buy the Foxtrot books I don't have and read them all and do a post on them. It's on the list alongside all kinds of other shit that I want to discuss.
DeleteI have to admit that arguing with these people did bring back memories of NES SCENE WARS but it's a lot less sad to be arguing on the internet about dumb horse shit when you are 16 instead of 36 you know.
DeleteI don't see how you gatekeep ANY kind of thing that you watch or read or play. It's like literally impossible.
Yeah, I'm gonna go look around the house for my FOXTROT books and see what im missing and get them so I can then read it all and make a post. I did have fun talking about BLOOM COUNTY like 5 YEARS WORTH OF POSTS ago!
Friday Night Tights is literally about all nerd things. It's a livestream that most of these internet talking heads and they discuss all kinds of dumb nerd shit and Hollywood stuff.
Our scene stuff was ok because a)we were all still kids essentially, I don't think anyone was over 21 at the time and b)it was normal trolling. Like we didn't call a SWAT team to Rand's house or something. This is all different.
DeleteSee what you can find. I will say the 3rd (Black Bart Says Draw) to 6th (Say Hello to Cactus Flats) books had the absolute best jokes.
Livestream? Oh jesus christ that must be painful because it's unlikely they have talent and need a script to be entertaining.
I remember I had a bunch of books from later on. YOU WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH what I think of Foxtrot. and all kinds of other comic strips. They are on the list.
DeleteYeah, no one really got hurt, just really were annoyed...