Well, I've been having fun reviewing adult swim shows that barely count as such because it seems to annoy portnoyd so let's continue doing that. We have two short lived TV shows from the 2000s, a cartoon from the 1960s and a piece of crap from John Krisfkagfdlafkdsalkscfdpokluski. So let's wait no longer and get into these programs! Let's do it! Woo!
This is our first short lived animated cartoon. It aired on Fox for.....four whole episodes! Like ten more were supposed to air but didn't! The only thing that came through my head when watching this was the pure truth of "Comedy is hard" and it is. This show was created by Michael Hurwitz. Executive Produced by Josh Weinstein (of the Simpsons fame). Will Arnett, Tom Kenny and Jason Bateman were voice actors. That's a good bit of talent, however this show is a forgotten turd that got stuck somewhere in your ass. It's not good. It's mostly just trying to hard and none of the characters feel very real or cartoony enough to be funny. It's not very well done. I also thought said episode was over halfway before it was. Something that feels like it never ends is never a good thing for any piece of entertainment and this episode just felt like it was 5 hours instead of twenty two minutes.
God, The Devil and Bob is a cartoon that is a interesting concept. God and the Devil have a bet about the end of the world. The Devil gets to choose one person who if they haven't made the world a better place, God will just blow up the Earth and start again. The person who gets chosen is Bob who is voiced by French Stewart and his beautiful squinty eyes. I don't know how eyes voice something but his did damnit. The episode I watched was Bob on order from God to get sex off TV. So Bob tries and fails at this impossible task. I haven't even watched the entire episode but if he someone does it I will be amazed. It will probably end with some character being like I WILL MAKE SURE I HAVE SEX IN THE RIGHT WAY AT THE RIGHT TIME. Ok so Satan got some actress to keep him occupied and annoyed and Bob somehow found out that the TV people are in league WITH SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT! SUCH CLEVER COMMENTARY!!! Bob literally gives up and goes home. The b plot involves his wife being sick and his daughter going to a concert. Anyway uh Bob sees that they are doing a SEX SPECIAL on the 6 o clock news so he sneaks into the building and replaces the SEX SPECIAL tape with a tape of Heidi but he forgets that's not Heidi but a sex tape he made with his wife. This grosses everyone out and they don't watch TV for the Night so God is happy enough. I guess I was wrong. This show is still not very good. Although I did at least chuckle a few times which makes it better than Sit Down Shut Up and the show that's coming up next.
There are some very popular things from the past that I have not discussed once on this blog. My nostalgia blog for all the dumb things from the past. This is for two reasons. Some of them I just think it would be funny to never really discuss until I end the blog for good (which would probably be when I can't think of a single thing to discuss) and the other reason is that I just don't like that thing and I'm not really in the mood to have a big old discussion or argument over it. I have to mention a very popular thing that I think I have not even mentioned yet. Ren and Stimpy. As a weird little hobgoblin of a 15 year old I loved watching it. It was insane. As a large hobgoblin of a 40 year old I just do not see what I saw then and am not a big fan of it. I give it credit for it helping to usher in a bunch of fun cartoons that weren't toy based stuff (not to knock that stuff because I love it but variety is always nice) but it just simply doesn't hold up and it's creator John Krisgfaofkaosdkfoisacusdijisskski is a one trick pony who really has no right shitting all over just about every other person who ever animated something. I'm sorry but someone who made a show this fucking terrible does not get to trash anything else ever. They would show reruns of this in the same block of shows they would show Ren and Stimpy and I didn't even realize it was the same guy who did both (although on Ren and Stimpy he had people who wouldn't kiss his ass and tell him he's a Golden God and would probably fight with him on stuff) This was the shitty story of several strong guys who were REALLY MASCULINE because John Krisfcuakdfjdasokfulski has weird issues with Masculinity because of his father. Seriously look that shit up. The one joke this show had was HAHAHA THESE GUYS....................ARE REALLY MASCULINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I tried to watch an episode of it to see if I was actually missing anything and I just couldn't. I'm sorry. This show is up there with City Guys in media so just not good that it I just can't handle it. I would rather spend the time left to watch the rest of this episode doing many other better things. Like shoving my dick into a wall socket. Hell, I'd rather watch Tim and Eric, Go Fuck Yourself In The Ass Until You Die Show then another second of this garbage.
It may have only appeared on adult swim for two whopping episodes, but I'm still reviewing it, why because I can. I am the captain of this fucking ship and I can do whatever the hell I want. Anyway this was a show I would get up early to watch in the morning when I was like eleven or so years old. I would have cinnamon toast and watch this cartoon and laugh. I think my love of very very very very corny comedy comes from this show. I rewatched the first episode and if you are surprised that the cartoon from the 1960s that I watched in reruns while making myself fatter by eating like three slices of cinnamon toast every day wasn't going to be the show I liked the most out of these four than you really should realize what kind of weirdo I am. I cannot wait for portnoyd to come in and POOP ALL OVER THIS SHOW but I enjoyed watching it and laughed several times. It didn't feel like a 55 hour movie about paint drying. Yeah the animation is uh cheap as hell but the jokes are pretty great and the voice acting is stellar. I enjoyed watching this show after almost thirty years and will have to watch the whole thing one day soon. It's amazing that the one show I enjoyed was the one I wrote the least about. I will write about the Rocky and Bullwinkle Marvel Comic because why not.
another four shows talked about. Let's get to watching some more!
Lol you keep doing DUMB AND BAD stuff like this. Like Jackie Chan NO DERR YOU MUST WATCH THE BLADE SPARES NONE BECAUSE JACKIE WAS IN IT AS "Guard". That's really maximum wrongititude. Not a Jackie Chan movie and these are not even remotely Adult Swim shows. You're wasting your time when you could be reading more Darkhawk or Sleepwalker, which is really a lateral move of wrongness. As always, I am doing it the GOOD and CORRECT way of things that actually matter under a subject which is why I make this blog so much better with my presence.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen any of these shows except accidentally watching Rocky and Bullwinke as a kid. Ripping Friends might have a game based on it? It sounds familiar. John K muscle babies were funny the first time, then he did it another 7 million times. No.
Rocky and Bullwinkle sucks. It's what Americans think Russian cartoons look like. It's godawful. Rocky sounds like a scratched record and impersonating Bullwinkle's voice saying GEE CLAW HAVE YOU HAD YOUR GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED MARY BROWNS TODAY is the only good thing can come of it. If you told me Lee Janna and Ralph Barba did it, I'd believe you because this is how much it sucks.
STICK TO SHOWS PRODUCED BY ADULT SWIM, ASS