I’m making up for lost time because right now I’m quite bored and feel like talking about some more NES games. I guarantee portnoyd will be wrong about at least 5 of these 6 games because he’s a jerk. Who’s wrong.
Toho made Godzilla movies. And a lot of other movies. Toho also made video games. I was also curious what games they also made. I was going to be like THEY SHOULD JUST MAKE MOVIES AND STAY AWAY FROM THE GAMES but they made the two Godzilla games (and I actually like those games) and that makes complete sense but I had to look at John Riggs shitty video on Toho to find out what games they made. He is without a doubt the most boring asshole to make YouTube videos ever. I do not know how he has a following. He is a horribly boring person and I don’t like to see him show up on my YouTube thing. Anyway Toho’s first game to show up here is a big old piece of shit that is worth nothing and should never be played. It’s not bad because of the gameplay (it’s just jumping and smashing bad guys) or the music, or graphics but because of the SHITTY LEVEL DESIGN and SHITTY CONTROLS. They just threw shit out and didn’t even care about anything! The game is also somehow pretty easy but it’s still annoying and I don’t like it. Fuck this game.
City Connection is a game thats pretty fucking nostaligic for me. I remember picking this up VERY early in my collecting days. I also remember having a ball with it. It’s a simple arcade style game which makes sense because I’m pretty sure it was an arcade game! A very simple game where you have to spill paint all over the ground to escape the police some how. You drive around in your car spilling paint and avoiding cats and it gets harder and harder. The reason this game is more fun to play that say Chubby Cherub is that this game controls fine, the hit detection is a whole lot more fair and entertaining. This is a fun enjoyable game that you can still probably buy for $5. Well, it’s $9 now and I do think this game is worth nine dollars of fun but just buy an everdrive and save the $9 for pizza or a ninja turtle toy from 1989 or something.
This game is also incredibly nostalgic for me too! I remember seeing it when the Internet was actual websites made by people of all ages, from like 13 to 85 about just about every topic you can think of (instead of like 2 shitty social media websites and a video website in YouTube. Yes, I’m bitter. Fuck off). I found about this game on some old website and I played this game on an emulator and it was incredibly rad! This is a game where you gotta go all over the place to find stuff to help you to get to a different area to fight different bosses and this game is QUIRKY AND WEIRD and also pretty funny. I love the character designs and I wish they had made a sequel or something. If this were like 1998 and you could find NES games easily and for cheap prices of like $5 i’d say pick this game up. However this game goes for $20 and as an person whos trying finally to be at least a little bit of a responsible adult that’s money that could go towards a purchase of a MiSTER or a everdrive or something. It’s pointless to spend the money on this stuff when they are so expensive and so unnecessary but damn it was really fun while it lasted.
I think game shows are probably the lamest kind of television show ever created. I can name a shit ton of shows I like from all kinds of genres but when it comes to game shows I can name……4. I like Jeopardy, The Weakest Link, Who Wants to be A Millionaire and Supermarket Sweep. Honestly I think I might have only liked two of those shows for the time I got to spend with my parents. We’d watch Millionaire and Weakest Link when those were like THE BIGGEST DEAL EVER. Every other game show has never really been for me. I just don’t get it. So this is another game I don’t know if I ever played it before or not but it’s just seems to be a matching game. Maybe some other games? I dunno. all I know is it’s boring with a capital B. Let’s get to something better (I do like the Jeopardy games on the NES)
You know I respect that Nintendo still tried to keep the NES going years after the SNES showed up. What’s wild is that the NES stayed around until 1995 (I’m counting Sunday Funday as the final game released even if it is just a shitty version of Menace Beach) which was literally two years before the SNES was given up on. Cliffhanger is a pretty good movie. I like it quite a bit. It’s a very well shot, engaging, fun action movie. It even has the guy from Third Rock from the Sun in it! Also years ago I had an insane amount of patience for video games, mostly NES games. I somehow beat this game despite the fact it has some of the cruddiest, crappiest, shittiest, ASSIEST controls you could ever make for a video game. I don’t even know where to begin with them but they just might be the worst controls for a video game on the NES ever. I am not a fan. I do not like it. You do get to ride on the body of a guy though! Also it is better than the SNES game which is somehow the most boring beat em up of all time and that’s pretty wild. This game goes for $85 dollars which somehow feels really low to me because this game is honestly just as not easy to find as a lot of the games people go on about nowadays which just shows how silly the whole thing is now. Shouldn’t like all rare games make money now? Like this game should be worth more than Chubby Cherub. Seriously.
Unpopular Opinion Time! Keep Your Eyes Away from this post if you like this game! Avert them! Because here it comes! This game is a shitty pile of garbage and I fucking hate it. It’s a game that should be simple but they fucked up the shitty ass controls. I do not like the way this game plays and I don’t want to talk about it any more. I really shouldn’t have done two of these posts in a row because at this point I just don’t want to be typing anything at this moment. So I’ll stop. Fuck Clu Clu Land.
Another six games so you get the totals again. Woo.
Good Games: 59
Bad Games: 55
Okay Games: 15
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