Well I didn’t expect to do this so quickly. I figured that today I’m already annoyed. It’s getting warmer and warmer each summer due to a thing called Climate Change and I’m not going to get into that too much just that we still have a chance to fix shit and we should try as hard as we can to do so. Okay, political comment over. I’m already annoyed and sweaty and thats no fun. I’m also a fat boy so sweating is even less fun. I do not like it in the slightest. It is garbage. So I figure why ruin a good mood on a nice happy day by watching this shit I just decided to get over the three fucking Tim and Eric related TV shows that adult swim showed because they hate me personally.
I do not know why Tim and Eric are acting like weird zombie monster men in that image above and frankly I do not care. I want to get this over with so I can never talk about them again. I do not get it. The episode I watched was called Toes (yeah I said I’d try to watch at least two episodes but I ain’t doing that for these shit heads) and its about a doctor played by Bob Odenkirk who could do weird goofy comedy very well. The show he did with David Cross, Mr. Show was wild insanity done right. With this I don’t know why its supposed to be funny. Is it because it’s weird? is it because its so serious that it feels like a shitty drama? is it because M Emmett Walsh says to a child “I’m your dad now!” which comes off as weird and creepy instead of funny. I seriously don’t get this. I’m just left baffled and annoyed. I’m so glad I will never have to sully this blog with the presence of Tim and or Eric ever again after this. I don’t get why Bob Odenkirk likes these guys and I don’t get why M Emmett Walsh didn’t tell them to go fuck a goose because he was already like 102 years old whenever this show came out.
I have to be completely honest. One of the jokes in this stupid show actually caught me off guard and made me laugh. It will be a laugh that will haunt me until the end of my life. I gave Tim Fuckhead and Eric Shitbag a laugh. I will never be able to forgive myself. Never ever. Anyway this show involves a guy named Tom (voiced by Tim Fuckhead) who has all these supposedly great ideas that get ruined by the Mayor (voiced by Eric Shitbag). I really don’t like this shows art style. It’s very unappealing and I do not like looking at it. Also I lost half the draft of this blog post and I’m not trying to get it back. In other words fuck this show.
So I have to rewrite this part of the post and rewrite the ending because of a lost draft. Wonderful. I love having to redo things. I especially love having to redo things that make me want to shit my pants in rage. So I am assuming this is a parody of public access shows. I don’t get it becuase I never watched the one public access channel we had in St. John’s Newfoundland. Channel 9 I think. When I found out I could skip over channels with my TV I did just that. It showed news about the fishery and hockey games. I was a kid then and no kid cares about the fishery and I never cared about sports. Do not act shocked because I talk about goofy old nerd crap on wordpress in 2023. If that surprises you, you gotta be nuts. Anyway this episode involved him talking to a priest, sucking a black mans penis and talking to a wizard. He talks weird and I don’t know what to think of it all.
I know I was mean to these shows but thats for two reasons. I geuninely do not like them one bit. I find them trying way too hard and yet not trying at all. It’s a weird mix of garbage comedy that I do not like. If you get something out of them I am incredibly glad for you. The second reason is to annoy portnoyd which is always fun. Anyway I know I usually talk about four shows here but I just don’t feel like trying to find a fourth show at this point and I’m going to move on to something else. Bye.
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