This is going to end up as a wild rant where I yell and scream at people, so if you enjoy that bit of my persona than it will be fun for all. Just letting you know that. Anyway, you know I love comic books. They are totally fun as hell. I have a lot of them. I'd have even more if I could. I'd own every single comic book no matter what it was if I could. I want every comic in that above picture so badly. I didn't even know they made a comic on the Mighty Hercules. I loved that stupid cheap cartoon as a kid so damn much. I think it was animated by the same people who made Rocket Robin Hood and Spider-Man. This is just an article where I let off steam about how so many comic fans can go fuck a pumpkin or something.
1.) Okay this might piss me off the most honestly. I know I'd never be able to run a comic shop because the first time someone complained to me two or three months in about BATMAN NOT BEING AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE i'd tell them to fucking stop buying Batman then. It's about having fun not being angry at the character. Go collect the comics you don't have from the era you love. Fuck I'm so sick of comic fans online going UGH THIS SHIT SUCKS and buying the next damn issue. Jesus harold and fuck you twits. Not only does a character like Batman have an insanely rich history you can delve into to find stories you like. SO DOES JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER CHARACTER AT DC OR MARVEL. This isn't even bringing into the fact that there are so many other comic stuff you could get into. It's an insane field of stuff, but NOOOO we gotta bitch and fucking moan that Batman changed a little bit and that's the biggest fucking crime on the planet. I hate to break it to you but every person whos ever written a Batman story has a different take on the character. I got back into comics in 2003 and went buying back issues and got curious around 2007 to see what was happening with Spider-Man, I then heard about One More Day and went "wow that's moronic" but you know what would have been more moronic. ME BUYING THE FUCKING COMIC BOOKS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM. JESUS FUCK.
2.) Calling people fake fans. I'm sorry doodlebug but if someone says they are a fan of something then they are a fan of that thing. I don't care if it's TGIF sitcoms or astro phsyics or Spider-Man. I don't care if they know as much as you do, that doesn't make them a fake fan. Even if they've only read 6 issues of Spider-Man from 1982 they are still a fucking fan and you need to piss the fuck off somewhere else, maybe to Antarctica. Even if for some reason they are lying about enjoying The Incredible Hulk, what the fuck does it matter to you? It's fucking pointless you stupid mongrels.
That's it for now. I got this jazz off my chest. It's great. Who knows if more stuff annoys me about comic fans I'll start writing it here. Peace out bros!
3) People who Leland every dumb color and ink guy who dies even though no one else on earth is aware they exist.
ReplyDeleteI do agree with your other points. Nerds don't realize the stuff that they like was new and different when it came out, so why should they stop doing that when it's convenient for the nerds and what they like and not for anyone else who might like the new stuff like the nerds like their old stuff.
Breaking up Spider-Man and Mary Jane in One More Day was a terrible idea. Whoever likes that is dumb though.
Fake fans still buy comics even being "fake" so dopes can either scare them off and comics continue to die or let them enjoy them like we do.
People are dumb.
Ahem, I lelanded ARTISTS son. And probably several writers. Jerk.
ReplyDeleteAnd colorists. And letterers. And inkers. And copysetters. And editors. And mailboys. Jerk.
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